you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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