I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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