What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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