White coat. Heels.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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