I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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