Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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