Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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