Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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