these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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