I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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