somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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