it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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