Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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