fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Drake has all the answers
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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