Who did Billy Mays play for?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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