did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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