1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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