READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Randomize
