evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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