It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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