So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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