I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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