So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
People in love make me want to vomit
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
