I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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