Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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