i barfeds in our rink
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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