You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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