What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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