no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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