Sponge bath it is.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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