Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
operation harelip BJ is a go
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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