it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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