in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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