Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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