Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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