ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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