I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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