I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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