i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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