wake up i wanna do it froggy style
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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