Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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