What did we do last night that was yellow?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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