But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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