You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
