Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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