Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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