the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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