Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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