When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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