Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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